my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog
Just found some waffles on the pancake tag
4chan has gone too far
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.
IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL
I’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything
imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day
A sentence I never thought I would read
my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone