Ello

aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

thechristianna321:

cumber-bitches:

Just found some waffles on the pancake tag

4chan has gone too far

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

headless-hat:

jupitereyed:

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

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That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.

IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL

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black-quadrant:

I’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

hplyrikz:

More Eminem Quotes Here

hplyrikz:

More Eminem Quotes Here

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

plan-d-for-dumbass67:

Non-Supernatural fans:

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Supernatural fans:

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